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05/10/2013

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The overly-complicated fail!

Joe:

Absolutely. I like to call that one the "If I could somehow just get all these things into the plan then I wouldn't have to actually manage those idiots any more" fail.

Thanks!

Yes, rolls off the tongue. Sad thing is, I have to admit I may have designed one of those plans. Lesson learned the hard way.

We've ALL designed one of those plans. Lessons learned the hard way tend to be the most vivid and long-lasting. Can't learn as powerfully reading it in a book as in screwing up (or being involved in a screw up) first hand!

Thanks Ann for the entertaining article.
The one plan fail that I have seen is developing the performance tables just a few weeks before the incentive payout date so we have documentation for why we paid what we paid!

My favorite was the carefully designed sales incentive plan shot down at the annual sales meeting because it was based on the annual sales projection reports submitted by the sales managers. When it was announced, the troops rose up in protest, saying, "Hey, you always required us to give you a number for sales projections and production planning, but this is the first time you actually are going to hold us accountable for it! That's not fair, because you never cared before, so we just made up some number for the report." Thought the Chief Manufacturing Officer was going to have a heart attack when he heard that. The CFO was in a daze, too.

Saado:

Funny - yes I've seen the same thing. Then its really more of a "rationalization to pay them more money" than a "pay for performance" plan.

Also seen a few executives who anguished over the performance tables all year, tweaking and redoing them, over and over and over, and then blasting them out when it was too late to matter anyway.

Thanks for sharing!

Jim:

That is a wonderful story. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall during that meeting!

It proved the necessity for testing all the assumptions behind the plan we so carefully created. We were barred from disturbing the troops at this EXTREMELY profitable enterprise which still remains a globally recognized name, because they had a 51% ROI. That justified their insistance that the plan designers should do their work remotely without verifying the input parameters or bothering managment with annoying technical questions. Boy, was THAT a lesson about GIGO!

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