Editor's Note: Today's post comes to us courtesy of guest contributor Chris Dobyns.
All the money in the world. An exciting and evocative phrase. Turns out that amount (of money) is something that is actually quantifiable and, depending on what you consider to be either physical money or assets easily converted into money, estimates range from 5 trillion to around 80 trillion dollars. Yes, exciting indeed.
Although by no means the sort of problem we’ve ever experienced at work,– as something of a “thought experiment” last week, we speculated on what would we pay our employees if we ever found ourselves in the enviable position of having at our disposal, all the money in the world? We like to force ourselves to think big occasionally. Plus, it’s fun to dream.
Some Context and Constraints (Even for Thought Experiments)
In our discussion, we assumed we were a privately held, small to mid-size organization, staffed with mostly average-performing employees, that had achieved complete market dominance with some product or service in the recent past. And that product or service was in high demand; we were virtually the world’s only supplier, and it was assumed that our market dominance would last for the foreseeable future.
With a substantial amount of cash on our balance sheet, and without making this scenario so detailed as to suck all the fun out of a whimsical, yet intriguing premise, we stopped there – except to speculate what would we pay people if, literally, money were no object?
First Maintain Relative Pay Equity
In an apparent conscious or sub-conscious effort to avoid the pay equity unhappiness that unfolded in the now famous salary-leveling experiment at Gravity Payments, our group was pretty firm on the issue of maintaining the relative salary level differentials that existed between employees performing different levels of work – based on either hierarchy or performance.
Leave Your Bias(es) At Home
Despite being just a hypothetical discussion, a surprising level of emotion began to creep into the conversation, when the talk turned to the “how high is up” portion of the thought experiment. Many in the group went back to their professional roots, and tried to make the salary level multiplier puzzle more tractable, by speculating on attracting a higher caliber of employee (or retaining the current level of employee), on the assumption of higher salary levels in the future. The assumption that the current level of employee was satisfactory to maintain the status quo compelled us to abandon aspiring to “aim higher”, but it was obvious that embracing this strategy bothered people – a lot.
When the discussion turned to the question of settling on a multiplier of 2x’s, 3x’s or even 4x’s current salary levels, there were no good bases to anchor what level of pay was sufficient. Strangely, when the traditional touch points around pay, and the purposes that pay addresses for people were made irrelevant, the group began to get ambivalent about what was the right answer.
Interestingly, after some amount of further debate, the group gravitated to the idea that a salary multiplier equivalent to roughly double the level of current salaries, should be about enough. This was with the understanding that employees would still have all the regular opportunities for advancement and career growth – although this did not explain how we would ever be able to pry any employee loose from this seemingly salary Shangri-la, except perhaps by carrying them out feet first.
Is That Altruism I See?
After the salary question was resolved, and the experiment seemingly concluded – the group turned to trying to identify other benefits opportunities. Those ideas started out local (“how about an employee swimming pool or even better . . . how about two swimming pools”). After that, I was surprised when the focus of the discussion shifted to include much more altruistic ideas – that only indirectly benefited our hypothetical organization. Suggestions ranged from re-paving the public road out front of the building to contributing funds to the local school system to enhance future education outcomes.
This was a fun experiment, because apparently when you have “all the money in the world”, you can afford to be altruistic in the decisions you make – because all the choices are yours. However, unless your company’s name is synonymous with a fruit that helps “keep the doctor away”, you probably won’t ever be faced with this problem. Regardless, it’s fun to dream.
Everyone probably has a different perspective. What’s yours?
Chris Dobyns, CCP, CBP, is Manager of the Office of Human Resource Strategies for one of the largest U.S. intelligence agencies. The Office of Human Resource Strategies is responsible for compensation and incentives, occupational structure, recognition and rewards, HR policy, and human capital program evaluation and assessment for his Agency. Chris has worked in the area of compensation for more than 30 years, and has been employed in various compensation-related positions by a number of large, private sector companies including, Sears, Roebuck, Arizona Public Service and Westinghouse Savannah River Company.
"Money of the Different” image, courtesy of Vlad Ivantcovand fotolia images.
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